Disturbing

So I was just obsessively perusing my blog stats, as I am wont to do at 1 am on Wednesday night, and I learned what search terms people use to find my blog.  This is the only result is “shirtless men getting fat.” And then I felt really good about myself and my faith in humanity was restored.

I’ve been looking through my previous entries trying to find where things could have gone wrong, and I think this sentence is the culprit:

The movie sucked (get it? It’s a vampire movie!), but there were lots of attractive shirtless men and it was in English, so the immature tween in me was pleased.

You’ll notice the hyperlinked words in that sentence (but you won’t click on them- blog stats says only 3 people do), that are probably the source of the problem.  So just to redeem myself, I’ll insert the pictures those are linked to right here so you all can see them.

not fat

also not fat

I actually Googled “shirtless men getting fat” to see if I could find this blog, but I gave up after 8 pages of Men’s Health articles about how to lose your manboobs.  Reader that got here looking for scantily clad fat dudes, I’m sorry to disappoint you.

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